So me and Whiskey Raven keep a book of stupid/funny things we say, we think it’s very funny, not sure anyone else will but thought I would put some in my blog anyway! HA! Janie Loxx is a big contributor to the book also. Here are a few that aren’t to offensive….
Janie Loxx- On The Lion King-
‘It’s really sad when his Dad dies, especially cause he’s so hot.’
Salome Sin- On the film Bad Boys-
‘What’s it about? Bad boys?’
Whiskey Raven and Salome Sin- On Whiskey’s Voodoo Burlesque act costume-
Whiskey-‘Well I don’t think a witch doctor would exactly wear shoes would they?’
Salome-‘Well they wouldn’t exactly where seamed stockings would they?’
Salome Sin- On potatoes-
‘I think potatoes make you tired don’t they’
Salome Sin- On the kettle-
‘It’s quite dangerous’
Salome Sin to Whiskey Raven-
‘You would have never made it as a nun anyway’
Whiskey Raven- On her body-
‘My feet are like my fingers, sometimes there big and sometimes there small.’
Whiskey Raven- While watching Braveheart-
‘That old man’s quite fit, I’d like him to slap me around a bit.’
‘Kilt up, cock out, this is how we roll.’
Whiskey Raven and Salome Sin- On Kill Bill-
Whiskey- ‘Why haven’t we got the 3rd one?’
Salome-‘Cause there isn’t one.’
Salome Sin- on herself and Whiskey-
‘We are such people, people.’
Whiskey Raven- On a hangover-
‘In hindsight maybe we shouldn’t have drank 3 litres of wine.’
Salome Sin- pot, kettle, black-
‘I hate people who laugh at there own jokes’
Kate Lever (Salome’s sister)-On beer prices at Retro bar-
‘It was 2 1.50.’
Some dick on come dine with me- On ruling the world-
‘If I ruled the world I would make everyone blind.’
Whiskey and Salome on Tig from Son’s of Anarchy.-
Whiskey-‘Yeah Tig put your gun down your pants.’
Salome-‘You can put me down your pants Tig’
Whiskey-On Kill Bill-
‘I remember the 3rd one being quite good.’
Salome Sin-on pizza-
‘Sometimes I like cold pizza and sometimes I don’t’
Can’t publish the rest really… HA! So you may not think any of that was funny but I do. A lot. 🙂
